ZombieHood. It’s the new exclusive club. A brotherhood/sisterhood of Zombies and the rare Human-Zombie (explained in an article I posted some time in the future). And I, am Lord (female word for Lord please? Lordess?) of this organization. Everyone wants in. But only people with proper certification of Zombie-ness or qualifying features may join. Anyone wanting to join this club of Zombie-promoting, something clever, and something of interest to you must submit a comment explaining why they should be a member of ZombieHood.
AND NOW…a dramatic exit.
Ta-daa