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Monthly Archives: August 2010


            Before I begin I have to wonder why if my blog is potatoninja.wordpress.com it is called Zombie Blog. Anyone who can answer that gets *drumroll*please*: Nothing! Yay! Anways, I would like to defend Zombies against the criticisms of the human race. Credit to Breathers by S.G. Browne. Anyways, people always try to kill Zombies when really they have dont nothing wrong. I mean is it really a Zombie’s fault that they think humans are delicious? Also we are a main food source. I mean there have been plenty of cases where Zombies have been found eating deer meat but humans are just so much more convienient (not really…). Also it is just instinct. The shark eats meat, the rabbit eats veggies, and the Zombie eats human. Big deal! Give the poor Zombie a break and say you are sorry for being so mean and depriving it of food!

Sorry I haven’t been posting much! Thanks!


            If you are keeping up on my blog (which I surely hope you are) you will remember my post called “Ratings”. Well, this post is quite similar in the fact that I am again laughing at the antics of wordpress.com. So I discovered that I can edit any comment posted on my blog. So, again like the ratings thing I could just make everyone say “Oh, I Love your wonderfully amazing Zombie Blog”. I don’t do that but still I find it odd that they would allow me to do that. It is probably because if someone swore or something I could like use little *s to get rid of it or something. But I don’t and I won’t. Also (a bit of the topic of editing) when I type up these articles I cannot tab. I have to press space like 12 times or something.

I also noticed that the majority of things I write/say is a complaint! (:

Thanks!


             So it is commonly thought that either Apple or Microsoft will someday take over. Which is possible but partially improbable. Apple has caused people to wait for like 7 hourse for the new iphone that is not really any better or worse than the previous one. That is much more noticable than microsoft but actually microsoft has many things that many people use. Sometimes when I get on Halo Live there are over 10,000 people online. And that is just Halo! Most people use word and not Macs. But what people don’t realize is that electronics are not the only things that can take over (they are more likely to, but still…). I believe that Coca.Cola or Starbucks could take over (not McDonalds though, they are too gross). Did you know that Coke used to be a drug. Have you ever noticed how much Coke/Coca.Cola sounds like Cocaine? That is because at the beginning of it’s life it was a medicine. Then I think they tried to make it taste better so people would take it over others or something. Then they just turned it into a soft drink. Well, something like that…either way they never needed the Cocaine. People are so addicted to Coke anyways it’s pretty amazing. Maybe some people think that one of these companies have already taken over part of the world and the average person doesn’t realize it, but I doubt it.

So, tell me what you think! Thanks!


            …And the cow jumped over the moo-oo-oon. Well, moving on…I got to Paris on te 21st. We are staying in our cousins/aunt/uncle’s appartement. I love Paris. But while we were still in Beynac we saw some fireworks. This is because it was August 15th some religious holiday or something that I should have payed more attention to I think. But, regardless, at 11 there were fireworks and behind us was the moon. So it was dark and beautiful and the moon was…big? Either way it was up in the sky and a half hour to an hour later the moon was gone! Sunk down and it wasn’t even midnight yet. It was so weird.

             …And the cow jumped over the moo-oo-oon. Why did I say that again? Oh well. So now I am in Paris and the moon does weird things here too. On our first night we went to see the Eiffel tower. It was so hot out. There was this weird thing, it was like between 6-10 (I obviously wasn’t keeping track of time very well…but I can now with a pwn new watch ahahahaha). The moon was out in the sky almost all the way and the sky was still light. Actually now that I think about it…it does that at home too. Sometimes I can see the moon in the middle of the day. Gosh. Moon just do what I say! The question is…what do I say? Also I do believe my writing quality is disimproving…so sad!

Thanks (:


          I have just arrived in the Southern Beynac, a small town in the South of France (2 1/2 days ago). I am still with my family/extended family. This means I am spending quite a bit of time with my two cousins: Carter and Katherine. Carter is about 7 weeks older than I, and Katherine is about 8 months older than my younger sister Laura. So, much like the Giraffe-Ninja argument I had with Brian, Carter and I got into an argument over whether a Spartan could beat a Ninja.

            The short history of Spartans is this: A Spartan is an Ancient Greek warrior trained to be the best and to have no mercy. They were one of the strongest city-states in the ancient Greek society along with Athens. Their men were trained to fight from the age of six onward. They are actually separated from their family and forced to move into dormitories with other boys. There were very few Spartans compared to the number of people in Sparta. They had many slaves of war that did the majority of their work. Men were trained into elite warriors that conquered much land. The Spartans used weapons consisting of spears, javelins, and short swords.

              These are the reasons why Spartans could beat a Ninja: A Spartan’s main advantage over a ninja is the fact that a Spartan has real armor to protect itself from any other weapons, while a Ninja tends to wear sleek black cloth. This warm clothing is little protection against a sword. Another thing is that they fought in a formation called a Phalanx. This is when they all fight very close together so their shields overlap. This creates a barrier that people on the other side cannot get through but the Spartans can stab with their swords through openings in the bottom. A Spartan has large weaponry that can pierce most anything.

             Now, a simplified background on Ninjas : The Ninja is a stealthy creature of the highest training. A Ninja is trained to become the most elite warrior in the world. A Ninja wears sleek outfits of either the traditional black or the rare white fabric. The Ninja is a trained assassin but is a near-master in many other forms of battle. The Ninja has been around since the earth began. They use a wide range of weapons, but are known for their stealth selection which consists of daggers, throwing knifes, snipers (or in ancient times a blowpipe), and the classic shruiken.

            These are the reasons why a Ninja would beat a Spartan: A Ninja has the advantage of stealth, a quality a Spartan covered in loud armor would not possess. A Ninja’s clothing is quiet and soft allowing it to blend in and sneak. Another thing is a Ninja has the ability to sneak around up high (like in trees) and attack from above (or any other angle for that matter). A Spartan walks straight through where he is going often in a large group. A Ninja could sneak up from behind and shoot them all in the back, row by row by row. Not to mention that Ninjas can be male or female which makes them a less sexist society, which means they have more rights, this always makes people happier. A Ninja is not necessarily a human meaning the Spartan may have had no idea he was being attacked by a Ninja until it was too late. Another thing is a Ninja would never get caught in a head-to-head with someone like a Spartan (though Ninjas are highly skilled at hand-to-hand). The Ninja would never be seen and since the Spartan society is mainly trained for up close. Even if they did fight with their javelins they are not at the advantage considering they are used to fighting enemies they can see.

The real question is: Is there anything a Ninja cannot defeat?

So, leave a comment saying who you think would win and if there is anything you think could defeat the Ninja.

 


My dad: “I don’t need friends, I have family.”


             So we arrived in London safe and sound at about 1:30 I think (9 hours ahead of Seattle time). We have been hanging out with our cousins the whole time and saw our grandparents, who were all excited to see us! So we arrived in customs and my mom went past where she was supposed to. So the guy helping people find customs yelled after her. He was all “Madame! Madame!”. My mom totally didn’t hear him and kept walking until we were all calling after her. He says “Madame!” once more and my mom turned around and startedly answered with a turkey gobble. Like a blblblblblbl-that sound where you flick your tongue back and forth. I don’t know. But it was really funny and now we gobble at her randomly!

Thanks! I don’t know why I wrote this but yeah… Great first impression!

Also Thanks to Cousin Carter for lending me his laptop! (:


Hey! Bonjour!

Just so you all know I am going to Europe (London 4 days, Paris 4 days, and then the rest in a chateau in the South of France) from 8/9/10 to 8/26/10/. I will be going with my 2 younger brothers, my younger sis, my parents, my 2 cousins (1 boy and 1 girl), my aunt, my uncle, my grandmama, and my grandpa. The Aunt, Uncle, and cousins have a blog-the link about the East Coast Wilcox’s world trip. But because of this trip I may not be posting as often and I wanted to let that be known. I will try to post often though!

Thanks! Au revoir!


            There are a few different cases that can be classified as a “Zombie-Human”. Zombie-Humans are mixes between the two species (unless you consider them the same species, that would make them different races???). The most common “Zombie-Human” cases shouldn’t really be called a Zombie-Human. This would be a person who acts like a zombie (not an actor(ess)) like being sluggish and mumbling unintelligibly. Actually that sounds remarkably like a drunk…moving on. Another common one that probably shouldn’t be called a “Zombie-Human” is when a human becomes under the influence that they are a Zombie. So the human acts like a Zombie because they think they are one, but any smart person would know they are not a Zombie because they are thinking that they are a Zombie. Then there is when a Zombie continues to have certain human traits and remains in old ruts of life. Zombies that will go back to their house or hesitate on a kill out of habit of not killing their wife or something. Those tend to be called Voodoo Zombies though and are thought to come from Africa I think. Read more about Voodoo Zombies in the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks. Zombie-Humans carry few human traits over all or else they are Voodoo Zombies. So in general there are not many true Zombie-Humans out there!

 Thanks. Leave a comment saying what you think a Zombie-Human is!


            At the top of each of my posts there are five stars. A person can click 1-5 stars as a rating. Of course the average number of stars will be lit up. But after I added the stars I noticed something. I can rate my own posts and pages! What the heck! If the author can rate his/her own posts I believe all of everyone rates themselves 5 stars (I actually don’t…I rate 4 stars (sometimes 3) because it says its good but it’s not me just rating myself 5 stars)! But, still if I really want to know how much my readers like my posts then I rate 5 stars, that’s me not them. Then other people come along and say wow people love this article…then “oh wow they probably didn’t even read it!” So this whole thing is such a mess that could be solved by the author not being allowed to rate their own posts. Of course they could just log and out and then just rate it themselves. Except A) Some people are too lazy (cough me cough) and B) Not everyone cares enough to think of that/go out of their way to do it!

Thanks-Leave a comment expressing your opinions!